That’s how us pooches usually do it, but, just for you, we’ll do it the Peoplish way. Well, there’s only one way to fix that… a proper introduction.ĭon’t worry, I’m not about to sniff your butt, my person-pal. Dog Diaries: Curse of the Mystery Mutt : a Middle School Story Item Length 8.5in Publisher Little Brown & Company Publication Year 2020 Format Hardcover Language English Item Height 0. If you’ve read any of my books before… HI! IT’S GREAT TO SMELL YOU AGAIN… but if this is the first time you’ve ever opened one of my LICK-A-LICIOUS diaries, you’ll have no idea who I am, and that’s a TERRIBLE way to start a good story. STOP EVERYTHING!! What am I doing? In all my shock and panic, I completely forgot to introduce myself. It’s awful! A disaster of pooch-apocalypse proportions! It’s… You won’t believe what’s been happening, my furless friend. Well, I haven’t told you all the details yet. You’re reading this, scratching your human head and wondering what on earth I’m talking about, right? i'm GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! And, what's even better All my best mutt-mates are coming with me! But my dreams of being talent-spotted while walking down streets paved with sausage meat don't quite come true.Wait a second… you’re supposed to be more shocked than that, my person-pal. And when the vacation takes a VERY unexpected turn, I'll need to find a way to escape a LIVING NIGHTMARE and get us all homeĪ perfect story to tickle the funny bone of any young reader!' MEGAN RIX You'll never guess what, my person-pal. i'm GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! And, what's even better All my best mutt-mates are coming with me! But my dreams of being talent-spotted while walking down streets paved with sausage meat don't quite come true. You can keep a SECRET, right This hilarious, illustrated MIDDLE SCHOOL spin-off about a dog and his boy is perfect for younger readersĪ perfect story to tickle the funny bone of any young reader!' MEGAN RIX You'll never guess what, my person-pal.

Why strange humans called CAROL come and howl at the front door And why SHINY TREES suddenly sprout inside your Kenne This will be the best holiday EVER! As long as the Mom-Lady doesn't find out what I did to the Fangs giving turkey.

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A perfect story to tickle the funny bone of any young reader MEGAN RIXAAAAAAAAAAAGH Something terrible is going on, my person-pal! Something so DREADFUL, its enough to curl your tail with TERROR (if you have one, of course).A spine-jangling HOWLING has been heard in the middle of the night, favorite toys have been STOLEN, trash bags have been SHREDDED and all the best pee-spots have been RE-SCENTED It must have something to do with the NIGHT OF THE HOWLY WIENER, which is only days away Can I find the evil mastermind who is TERRIER-sizing our townĪre you ready for a festive adventure Join me, Junior, on the most PAWSOME, most BARKTASTIC journey through the HOWLIDAY SEASON.

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